<?
$filename = 'cat2.jpg';
$percent = 0.35;

$im = imagecreatefromjpeg($filename); /* Attempt to open */

list($width, $height) = getimagesize($filename);
$newwidth = $width * $percent;
$newheight = $height * $percent;

#imagecopyresized($thumb, $im, 0, 0, 0, 0, $newwidth, $newheight, $width, $height);
#imagecopyresampled($thumb, $im, 100, 0, 0, 0, $newwidth, $newheight, $width, $height);

$phrases = Array (
  Array (  "Your lucky number of the day is",		"this really cool shade of purple ..."	),
  Array (  "The answer to your sum is",			"\"Suffision of yellow\""		),
  Array (  "And after fire comes snow,",		"and even dragons have their ending!"	),
  Array (  "You are here ...",				"but you are not all there"		),
  Array (  "Would flames please use the fire exit"  						),
  Array (  "Grassy Noll, Dallas, Texas:",		"\"DUCK!\""				),
  Array (  "And this is where we teach",		"the pengiuns to fly..."		),
  Array (  "Flight 101 to Rome has been delayed",	"by snow"				),
  Array (  "Is this the",				"the end?!"				),
  Array (  "Forty two"										),
  Array (  "42"											),
  Array (  "XLII"										),
  Array (  "||||| ||||| ||||| ||||| ||",		"||||| ||||| ||||| |||||   "		),
  Array (  "101010"										),
  Array (  "0x2A"										),
  Array (  "Why?"										),
  Array (  "Fish!"										)
);
$top = $phrases[array_rand($phrases)];
$bottom = $phrases[array_rand($phrases)];
while (!(array_diff($top,$bottom))) {
  $bottom = $phrases[array_rand($phrases)];
}
$middles = Array (
  Array("Big Cat of the Dwarf Cove ... *purr*"),
  Array("Big Cat of the Dwarf Cove ... *purr*"),
  Array("Big Cat of the Dwarf Cove ... *purr*"),
  Array("Big Cat of the Dwarf Cove ... *purr*"),
  Array("Big Cat of the Dwarf Cove ... *purr*"),
  Array("Big Cat of the Dwarf Cove ... *purr*"),
  Array("Big Cat of the Dwarf Cove ... *purr*"),
  Array("Big Cat of the Dwarf Cove ... *purr*"),
  Array("He enjoys being stroked or petted,","and tends to purr loudly.")
);
$middle = $middles[array_rand($middles)];
//$bottom = Array (
//  "And after fire comes snow,",
//  "and even dragons have their ending!"
//);

#$text_color = imagecolorallocate ($thumb, 245,56,255);
#$text_color = imagecolorallocate ($thumb,  0,255,255);

$font  = 3;
$sheight = ImageFontHeight($font);
$swidth = ImageFontWidth($font);

$swidthtop = Array();
$swidthtopm = 0;
foreach ($top as $k => $v) { 
  $swidthtop[$k] = $swidth * strlen($v);
  $swidthtopm = ($swidthtopm <= $swidthtop[$k]) ? $swidthtop[$k] : $swidthtopm;
}

$swidthmid = Array();
$swidthmidm = 0;
foreach ($middle as $k => $v) {
  $swidthmid[$k] = $swidth * strlen($v);
  $swidthmidm = ($swidthmidm <= $swidthmid[$k]) ? $swidthmid[$k] : $swidthmidm;
}

$swidthbot = Array();
$swidthbotm = 0;
foreach ($bottom as $k => $v) {
  $swidthbot[$k] = $swidth * strlen($v);
  $swidthbotm = ($swidthbotm <= $swidthbot[$k]) ? $swidthbot[$k] : $swidthbotm;
}

$twidth = $newwidth; //width is the width of the cat + the width of the longest phrase + 10 to play with
if ($swidthtopm > $swidthmidm) {
  $sawidth = ($swidthtopm > $swidthbotm) ? $swidthtopm : $swidthbotm;
} else {
  $sawidth = ($swidthmidm > $swidthbotm) ? $swidthmidm : $swidthbotm;
}
$sawidth += 50;
$twidth += $sawidth;
//$theight = ($newheight>($sheight)*3+20) ? $newheight : ($sheight)*3+20;
$theight = $newheight + 20;

$thumb = imagecreatetruecolor($twidth,$theight);

imagecopyresampled($thumb, $im, 0, ($theight-$newheight)/2, 0, 0, $newwidth, $newheight, $width, $height);

$text_color = imagecolorallocate ($thumb, 245,56,255);

#$theight/2-$sheight/2-($sheight+5)

$offset = (count($top) == 1)?$sheight+5:10;
foreach ($top as $k => $v) {
  imagestring ($thumb, $font, $newwidth+ ($sawidth-$swidthtop[$k])/2, $offset, $v, $text_color);
  $offset += $sheight+5;
}
$offset = $theight/2-($sheight+($sheight+5)*(count($middle)-1))/2;
foreach ($middle as $k => $v) {
  imagestring ($thumb, $font, $newwidth+ ($sawidth-$swidthmid[$k])/2, $offset, $v, $text_color);
  $offset += $sheight+5;
}
$offset = $theight-(($sheight+5)*count($bottom)+((count($bottom) == 1)?15:5));
foreach ($bottom as $k => $v) {
  imagestring ($thumb, $font, $newwidth+ ($sawidth-$swidthbot[$k])/2, $offset, $v, $text_color);
  $offset += $sheight+5;
}
header('Content-type: image/png');
#imagejpeg($thumb,'',90);
imagepng($thumb);
?>