WANTED!

THEFT OF NUKA

REWARD 5 CASES OF RUM!

Wanted for London raid!
The pirate One Eye'd Wai,
Show here in artist's impression,
After a daring get away.

This modern day pirate,
Sporting a fashionable patch,
Belived not to have gone far,
Due to upcomming football match.

Call 0800-GET-NUKA,
If you see this fugitive.
Careful, he is armed,
May be adhesive.